Who has a good recipe for dog meat?

Dear owner of 4 dogs in of Toorak,
I would greatly appreciate it if you could spend a very tiny amount of cash on a proper latch for you gate so that as soon as I’ve finished delivering one overweight golden retriever back to the house another one doesn’t immediately rush out to take over te task of trying to silence the postie bike.

I know you’re awfully busy buying shares, fancy cars, gold teeth and trinkets but sometimes these things need to be done to prevent your postie from fantacising about pretty golden retriever fur coats.

Mwah mwah darling,

Your dog loving, but slightly deranged postie.

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